The top 10 questions asked (by believers and non-believers alike)

1.  Is there a way to avoid the awful stuff that might happen to me or my family?
2.  When that awful stuff happens is there a way to make me feel better about it?
3.  Is God's list of 'You Have To Do This" shorter than the world's?
4.  If I drop my children off at church does that guarantee that they will turn out alright?
5.  What if the children and I go to church together?
6.  If I give lots of money to the church, am I guaranteed heaven?  How about roses?
7.  If I wear a cowboy hat to church and forget to take it off am I going to hell?
8.  All the sinners are outside the church and all the saints are inside.  Right?
9.  Since Jesus died on the cross there's nothing for me to do.  Right?
10.  God only loves the people in church.  Right?

The answer to them all is NO.  So what are the top 10 questions folks ask that have YES for an answer?